My Switch 2 won’t tell me how many hours I’ve clocked in Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave yet because the game hasn’t been out long enough but I suspect it’s roughly 10 hours. And it feels like I could count on one hand how many of those hours were spent actually weaving some fortunes. Don’t get me wrong, I love this game. I’m enjoying the hell out of these protagonists, and am surprised at how much I’ve been won over by everyone not named Theodora. But my god, do all these bitches talk entirely too much.
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